birdbian:

women talk to men using their customer service voice and don’t even get paid for it

marisatomay:

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

fozzie:

howls moving castle: howls vain obsession with beauty is his fatal flaw. this is made extremely clear in numerous circumstances. this is supposed to be the thing you dont like about him

all of us including me: hhgfgh howl … pretty ………

mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

twilightly:

2001 really was the greatest year for movies……… donnie darko? amélie? the others? moulin rouge. mulholland DRIVE? monsters inc AND shrek??? legally blonde…..the princess diaries…SPY KIDS…….. the list goes on and on. 2001 had it all

naazar:

“Преданный”

— a Russian word that means both “devoted” and “betrayed” 

amybeendunne:

Friend at the club: Don’t fucking text him

Me, drunk, having already pressed send: